Surreality

So, personally, I think it's great the Vice President shot someone. I'm sure I wouldn't be glad if he had gotten seriously injured or I knew him. (or if he shot me!) I think it's hilarious anyone gets shot a Vice President (talk about an unbeatable bar story), it's especially funny that it's Cheney.

So here are a sampling of the best headlines I've read so far:

Duck, It's Dick

Vice Presidents Don't Shoot People

Cheney Victim Blamed

Vice President Shoots Man, Hilarity Ensues

#2 With a Bullet (Daily Show!)

Arms Bearing Americans Are Rarely Wrong

Cheney's Got a Gun

Cheney Under the Gun

Hit Me With Your Best (buck) Shot

Shoots, Hides, and Leaves

Dick Cheney Finally Takes a Stand Against Trial Lawyers

So He Shot a Man...